today’s bad birdwatching joke…

A house sparrow walks into a bar and sits down. As the bartender hands it a beer, he glances over to a table, where a European Starling was sitting. Turning back to the sparrow, he asks “Have you two been introduced?”

(it’s Bob’s fault. honest)

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